Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Murphy's Love Laws

Murphy's Love Laws

Too much to copy and paste.. click on the link above!

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

The Non-Existent Problem

It gets kinda irritating when U start hearing the same things one time too many. People have been going, Oh, how old r u this yr......." "Hmmmm, u have a boyfriend?" " Oh, dun have?! R u sure? Dun bluff......really meh??" " Huh, then how?" [ read: u're getting old, if you dun get hitched soon, u'll be left on the shelf wor, duh]

Oh well, first, there's really no need for me to bluff people that I dun have a BF. It's no fun having ppl ask u these silly questions again n again. Secondly, if I can find a decent guy who fits e bill n who fancies me, I dun mind being the other half of a couple. At least it stops e nonsense.

And to the kind souls who offered to introduce their friends, or their friend's friend to me, thanx but no thanx. I understand the kind intentions but I dun need to own a BF to exist. Somehow the idea of "match-making" doesn't sit well with me. It feels too intentional, I prefer to make frens in a more natural setting.

In reality, I'm really fine being single. Well, I would rather be single and happy, then to be attached to some sub-standard guy. Call me choosy if you like, but hey man, a girl can have her choice ok, n I just can't settle for less.

I think even Angels will agree with me on this ;p

Sunday, March 11, 2007

A Common Problem

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

My (To-Be) Plant: Wanroom Garden

My belated birthday present from Jiali. She's so sweet to comb the internet for this little pot n had her fren shipped it over from Japan. Thank you, my fren! Well, the shipping cost a bomb, i heard. I haven't got down to planting yet, so the seeds n soil r still in their bags. I think its a good day to plant tmr n so I shall sow the seeds then. I hope they will grow man.....can't let Jiali's effort go to waste rite?

Monday, March 5, 2007

What are a woman's four favorite animals?


A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom and a Jackass to pay for it all.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Angel League Screams Gurl Powerrrrrr......

And so... here are some IDEAS FOR WOMEN TO LIVE BY

  1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
  2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
  3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
  4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
  5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
  6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
  7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
  8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself type.
  9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
  10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
  12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
  13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
  14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
  15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Thursday, March 1, 2007

Desserts Galore

DROOL.... people... DROOOOOOOL....

From Menotti (amazingly cheap... approx $30 for 9 different cakes)